She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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