I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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