I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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