i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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