My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
MIDGETS
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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