it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm drive I can fine osifer
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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