arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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