You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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