He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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