We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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