just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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