Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
She has the best kind of daddy issues
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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