you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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