Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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