you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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