I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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