so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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