At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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