A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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