I should be sponsored by Trojan
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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