pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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