my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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