omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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