he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Dick very happy bro
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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