I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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