so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
he fucked my hip out of place.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
that is very illegal...i love you.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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