I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This is not my ceiling
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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