so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
please come you make the beer taste better
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
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