oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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