just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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