the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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