Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
