dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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