he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
