i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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