What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
