no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
A+ Viking dick
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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