she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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