I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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