i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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