After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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