i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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