OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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