Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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