sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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