the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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