i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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