Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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