How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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