Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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