I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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